I know I promised to start writing about my more recent stories, but my free-range pet spider, Boris, is getting so big...I just wanted to acknowledge it. How long do spiders live, anyway? I first discovered him when he was still all white, and smaller than a quarter, building his home in my desk lamp … Continue reading Boris
Month: September 2020
Acorns, Bees, and Cheddar Cheese
Such is the name of my rhyming book of ABCs. As a professional nanny, I read a shit ton of alphabet books. Lots of them rhymed, and most of them used the same words to represent each letter. A is for apple, B is for ball, and so on, got so monotonous, I started making … Continue reading Acorns, Bees, and Cheddar Cheese